it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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