She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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