I'm drive I can fine osifer
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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