I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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