i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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