NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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