I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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