make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
