yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
false alarm, still single
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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