How'd it feel making her break her religion?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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