woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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