Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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