He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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