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just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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