He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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