I'm jealous of your bromance
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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