You're completely useless in the revolution.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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