Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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