I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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