Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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