Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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