YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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