And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
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