Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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