I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
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