He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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