Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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