You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
My legs feel like baby dolphins
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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