Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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