Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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