im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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