so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
