Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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