It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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