i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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