Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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