Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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