i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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