You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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