What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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