somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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