haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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