I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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