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a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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