Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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