Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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