you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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