I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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