i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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