I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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