i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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