My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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