just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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