When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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