love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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